HR Is Not Human Resources
HR Is Not Human Resources Let’s be honest about something nobody says out loud in the office: HR exists to protect the company from humans. That warm, motivational smile you get during orientation? It disappears faster than bonuses during “economic uncertainty.” The posters about "open-door policies" and "employee wellbeing"? They're not there for you—they're there to shield the balance sheet. We’ve all heard the script: “We’re a family.” “Your mental health matters.” “We value our people above all else.” But when push comes to shove, HR isn't your therapist, your union rep, or your friend. It’s the legal firewall between the C-suite and a potential lawsuit. --- The Great Translation Guide Let’s decode the corporate doublespeak you hear from HR: What HR Says What HR Actually Means “We’re here to support you.” “We’re here to document you.” “Let’s have an honest conversation.” “Let’s find out if you’re a liability.” “We value work-life balance.” “We value ...