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The Night the Lights Went Out The cyclone came on a Tuesday night, though no one had invited it. Avni was awake when the first gust hit her window, rattling the glass like an impatient visitor. She pulled the blanket tighter, listening to the wind howl through the gaps in the frame. Outside, the neem tree thrashed like a possessed thing, its branches scratching against the walls. Then the lights went out. Darkness swallowed the room whole. She reached for her phone—three percent battery. The storm had killed the mobile tower too. No network. No updates. Just her, the wind, and the sound of her own breathing. By morning, the world had changed. The neem tree lay across the street, uprooted like a forgotten tooth. The neighbour's tin roof was wrapped around a lamppost two houses down. Water had seeped under her door, ruining the year-old carpet she'd saved three months to buy. And in the corner of her room, where the ceiling had leaked, a dark stain spread like a question mark. Wh...

The Architecture of Unfinished Things Arun was fourteen when he first drew it—a castle suspended between clouds, its turrets piercing the sky like glass needles. He sketched it in the margins of his maths notebook, during a lesson on quadratic equations he was sure he'd never need. The castle had bridges that connected nothing to nothing, and windows that faced only the sun. "It's impractical," his art teacher said, but Arun wasn't listening. He was already inside those walls. Twenty years later, the sketch lived in a cardboard box under his bed. The castle had a name now: Arun & Associates, Award-Winning Architecture Firm. He could see the glass doors in his mind, the receptionist smiling at clients, his name on a brass plaque polished every morning. Reality, however, had other plans. Reality came in the form of EMIs, a two-bedroom flat in a suburb where the metro arrived every twelve minutes, and a job at a firm that designed shopping malls. "Boxes with...

Title: The Ministry of Shared Memes Rohan still remembered the sound. It was the specific, clinking clatter of his grandmother’s steel tumblers being placed on the old wrought-iron table on his balcony. For years, that sound was the overture to an evening with Arjun. They’d sit, two twenty-somethings pretending to be philosophers, and solve the world’s problems over glasses of sugary chai. Their conversations were epic, sprawling things that started with office politics, detoured through the cosmic implications of the new Marvel movie, and ended with childhood embarrassments that still made them snort with laughter. Now, the only sound was the ding of his phone. Their friendship, like so many others, had migrated. It now lived in a WhatsApp group ironically named “The Ministry of Chai.” The tea was gone, replaced by a blue-tick receipt. The endless stories were now compressed into voice notes Rohan would listen to at 1.5x speed while scrolling through Instagram. The laughter was a reac...

Summary: In a city that never sleeps, Maya discovers that the loudest streets hide the quietest souls. Surrounded by millions, she moves through life invisible—until a chance encounter on a rushing train reminds her that loneliness, in a crowd, is the one thing everyone carries alone together. The 8:17 local was late again. Not that it mattered. Maya had nowhere to be that anyone would notice. She stood on the platform, pressed between a man shouting into his phone about a deal gone wrong and a woman practicing a presentation under her breath. Thousands passed each other in rushing trains every day, and yet no one noticed the tired eyes. She knew because she checked. Morning and evening, she searched faces for someone who looked back. They never did. The train arrived. Bodies pushed. She flowed with them, practiced as water finding its level. A seat by the door. Window view. Same spot she'd claimed for three years, seven months, and a number of days she stopped counting...

Summary: Loving Kabir was like throwing a party and being the only guest who knew there was one. For two years, Arjun showed up with grand gestures and poetic declarations, only to receive polite smiles and perfectly timed exits. This is a story of heartbreak served with a side of sarcasm—because sometimes, the only way to survive unrequited love is to laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. The first time Arjun saw Kabir, the universe apparently ran out of dramatic music. It happened at a café. Kabir was laughing at something on his phone, sunlight catching the curve of his jaw, and Arjun—spilling his cold brew down his own shirt—thought: Well. This is going to be a disaster. He was right. He just didn't know how hilariously right. The poetry phase lasted three months. Arjun, who hadn't written anything since a school assignment on mangoes, suddenly discovered a hidden talent for rhyming "your eyes" with "endless skies." He left verses in K...

--- The calendar notification pinged at 9:47 AM, as if the universe had a cruel sense of humor. "Reminder: Dinner with Husband. 8:00 PM. Location: Home." Meera stared at it for a moment. She had scheduled her own marriage. Blocked out time. Set a reminder. Treated it like a quarterly review or a client presentation. There was something so perfectly absurd about it that she almost laughed. Almost. Her phone buzzed. Not him. Her boss. "Can you jump on a quick call? Client needs the deck reworked. Just 15 mins." Fifteen minutes. She knew what that meant. An hour minimum. Maybe two. Deadlines chased dreams across office floors, and tonight, even love would wait outside the conference door. By 8:30 PM, she was still at her desk. The dinner reminder had come and gone, dismissed with a swipe. She had sent him a text—three dots, a brief pause, then: "Running late. Don't wait. So sorry. Order something?" He had replied with a single word: "Okay." No a...

The message had been delivered. Arjun knew this because the screen told him so. Two tiny blue ticks glowed at the bottom right of the chat window, stars in an otherwise empty digital sky. "Hey. Can we talk about Saturday? I feel like something was off." He had typed it at 2:14 PM, his thumbs hesitating over each word, weighing them like precious stones. He had wanted to sound calm. Not desperate. Not accusatory. Just... open. The message arrived like rain on desert land. He felt the relief of finally saying it. Finally reaching out. Then the silence began. At first, it was manageable. She was probably busy. A meeting. A phone call. A moment with her hands full. He put the phone down and made tea. Checked his email. Scrolled mindlessly through reels of people dancing to songs he didn't know. Thirty minutes later, he looked again. Two blue ticks. Still no typing indicator. No bubble with those dreaded three dots that meant a response was coming. Just the hollow glow of ackn...