usman shaikh malali Travel/Tech/Beauty/Funny/motivation//Sarcastic ans many

 Budget Romeo, with your thrift-store swagger, Chasing her millions while your morals stagger. You’re not a lover, just a low-rent crook, Stealing her shine with that desperate look. Her credit card’s your muse, her trust your prey, But your game’s so weak, it’s a cheap cliché. No grind, no guts, just a freeloader’s plan, You’re less a king, more a conman’s scam. When she wakes up, you’ll be left in the dust, A broke little hustler, betrayed by your lust. Budget Romeo’s love lasts till the bill comes. #BudgetRomeo #GoldDiggerBurn #Freeloader #SavageRoast #BrokeCon

 The brain accounts for roughly 20% of the body's energy expenditure, with a substantial amount devoted to remembering passwords. Brain: I can solve complex logic. Also Brain: Forgot Netflix login. 😵 #BrainFacts #DailyStruggles #FunnyScience 🤣💭😂#usm

 Working from home is hassle-free” – said no one who’s ever coped with Wi-Fi connectivity and kids simultaneously. WFH = Where’s the peace? Where’s the bandwidth? 🤯 #SarcasticReality #WFHProblems #ModernStruggles 🤪🚀👽💻#usm

 Those who say “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” have trust issues—with time itself. 5 minutes in human language = 30 minutes minimum. 😂 #RoastModeOn #TimeLies #TruthBomb#usm

 Having posted 17 stories today, you may want to reassess your approach, given that your crush didn't respond to the first post. Attention-seeking level: Social Media Olympics 🏆 #SarcasmStrong #BrutalTruth #NoFilterMood 🤣💁‍♀️📸#usm

 Multitasking has been shown to decrease productivity by as much as 40%. Enhance your efficiency by concentrating on one task. Be a laser, not a disco ball. 🎯 #DeepWork #FocusTime #EfficiencyMatters

 Wealth accumulation isn’t limited to the rich; it’s a means for them to sustain their wealth. Begin with a small investment and maintain consistency. Your ₹500 investment today may result in a ₹5,000 profit tomorrow. 📈 #FinanceForAll #MoneyMindset #InvestSmart 💸📊📈💰#usm